How to torture people in Boston

Be at a bar/restaurant with multiple TV screens showing the Red Sox game

Watch on the only “low-def” television

Cheer 8 seconds ahead of everyone else watching the HD feed.

Profit!

Eventually the manager informed us it “wasn’t fair to the other customers”, and said he would turn off ‘our’ TV – but compensated us for it.

And the Sox crushed the Tribe. On to game 7!